What the hell. As posted in "Last Seen Contemporary":
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An American Ghost Story
Omg I'm dying. I might have to make this one a review because the first, the FIRST thing that starts to act weird, drives the wife to act like a lunatic.
Chairs move and cabinets open in AAGS:
Chairs move and cabinets open in Poltergeist:
(Rephrased for comedic effect, but you get the idea. Diane Freeling handled her situation like a boss. This woman in this movie is a bag of cats and will not be missed.)
If these people can't get past cabinets trying to fly and an AOL mail notification, then they're screwed.
Rest of the movie is the writer guy being an idiot. Who lives in a haunted house KNOWING what happened in it and how many lives were ruined because of the spirits inside? Apparently this moron! To sum up this movie, if you're afraid of bed sheet ghosts, then this movie will traumatize you.
ONE scene in Beetlejuice summarizes why this movie does NOT work and was likely made my high school kids:
Jeezus, one more movie like this and I start an old reliable marathon of classic slashers and monsters.