[anglewitch]

ANGLEWITCH'S TOP 6 THINGS NOT TO SAY ON YOUR FIRST DATE.


Never ever say these on your first date for you will
A. Will piss the woman off

B. Offend her

C. Weird her out

& D.Get slapped!

Uhhh, you can stop now...


I REPEAT NEVER SAY THESE ON YOUR FIRST DATE.
1. Nice dumplings you got there.

2. Hey honey, you wanna place house? You can be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long. (Bruce Campbell is responsible for this.)

3. Well here we are at drink boink and regret.

4. Better get back to the house, Howdy Doody is coming on at six.

5. Our first date was great and all but maybe we can have a little more action on our second one.

6. You could lose some weight.



Show respect to whoever you date.

Don't be ronchy!