[Stingy Jack]

Okay ... actually this isn't really meaningless. You can tell a lot about a person depending on which of these two household pets they like more. For me, it's the dog. I currently have a cat, and I hate it. She walks around here, acting like she owns the damn place. The only time she wants me to pet her is when she has an itch she can't reach. She scratches up all the furniture. She flings her turds OUT of the litterbox. Cats bite.

Dogs are far more loyal, intelligent, and fun than cats. Sure, they requre a little more maintenance .. but hey! At least they let you know you're appreciated.