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Old 07-08-2004, 11:28 AM
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I agree, the only Simpsons worth keeping are cartoons.

Jessica is a fucking airhead bimbo that is obsessed with her tits. interesting, because her husband doesnt seem all that amazed by him. I'm sure once the after-glow of their first couple of bang-sessions wore off, Nick started asking himself "What the fuck did i get myself into?"

The funny thing is, her tits are not at all impressive, and not nearly as huge as she seems to believe they are. I'm sorry, b cups do NOT interfere with a golf swing. I doubt c's do either.
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