Damn this is a tough choice....
OK Pros and cons
Babies Pros
At least babies can't drive and get in your fucking way on the road...
They are cute...
They are fun to play with sometimes.....
Babies Cons
They scream consantly...
They shit themselves constantly...
They Eat Constantly.....
Senior Citizen Pros
Lots of wisdom
Most are pretty nice
Most senior citizen women can cook like a motherfucker
Senior Citizen Cons
They Shit themselves constantly
Get in your way in grocery stores, retail stores, etc..
Get in your way on the highway....
Have to shout at most of them for them to hear you...
Hmm tough choice guess I'll go with the SC
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