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*removes head from toilet after extensive vomiting*
What is this krock, this film is going to lick the phlegm off a dolphins blowhole. How the Hell can you take 2 R rated films and make them PG13??? This means no blood and guts which is like trademark to both species.
*Hangs head and sobs*
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory.
3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead.
I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet.
I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed.
The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.
Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead.
Forgive your enemies......after they are slain.
The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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