[bloodrayne]

Got any good ones?...The best one ever in our house was by Demon Seed...It went like this...


Demon Seed was playing Nightmare Creatures while eating chocolate mints....Remember the female gargoyle things in the cemetary that look like solid silver naked chicks with wings?...He was staring at them and....He says..."Hey, I didn't know that these chocolates were naked"...Of course the word "naked" was supposed to be the word "mint"...:D

I'm sure that there are tons of them for me...I'll think about it and get back to you...I know one that I have done a few times is calling Demon Seed (Alex)..."Alice"...Which really pisses him off...He always says..."I'm NOT a girl"...lol...So, I tell him..."Well, neither is Alice"...sorta:)

I know you guys have to have some good ones...