OMG...You just reminded me off the funniest thing, that ever accidenally came out of my mouth...It wasn't a Freudian slip, it was just a twisted slip of the tongue, but hilarious as hell, nonetheless...
I always read to my kids as they are falling asleep (until they think they are too old for it)...Anyway...Demon Seed was about 7 years old...I don't remember the name of the book, it was one of those 'camping in the woods' horror stories....The text was "We pitched our tents"...But, I said, "We pinched our tits"...OMG...I didn't think he was EVER going to stop laughing...I tried to play it off and just keep reading, like I didn't notice...But HE kept repeating it, until I couldn't keep from laughing...Anyway, it took an extra hour to get him to go to sleep...
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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