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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Jason should have a hockey stick
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True. It would go good with the mask. But when you think about it the hokeystick would be cut off at the end so it'll be hard to know what it is.
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It's always funny until someone gets hurt...
...and then it's absolutely friggin' hysterical!
I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on E-Bay.
Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops by sending them emails from Playboy playmates. After hearing this the U.S. troops said 'Just our luck, we get emails from playmates, but we're embedded with Geraldo.'
George W. Bush "Lips": [after crashing his bicycle] That bicycle hates freedom.
-Song by me, Mr. Nash-
I believe I want some Micky D Fries.
Make them super-sixed.
I dream about'em every night and day.
Just dip'em in ketchup and eat away.
I see me runnin' through that open door.
Eating all the fries I can endure
Mmm... I love to eat those fries....
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