|
I remember this bit of shitty marketing/VHS tape case blurb, and it's the reason I hate Halloween 5 so much. I was at Blockbuster and I was looking through the Halloween movies, and the case for Halloween (the store-type version, not the Blockbuster case) had "Michael Myers Unmasked!" on it. I was kindof excited, since he'd already been shot in the eyes and blown up at that point, so I gave them my $4 and watched it as soon as I got home. Then he took his masked off and his fucking face was covered in shadow! I was so pissed. Not only that, the way they stopped him was catching him in a net and having a fucking senior citizen hit him with a 2X4. I don't remember if they did anything to him before that, but whatever it was it couldn't have justified him being put down by Kobras hitting him with a stick.
|