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Old 11-12-2004, 08:39 AM
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Well, I was working at a local newspaper...not my dream position -- mind you, but still...it was paying the bills (kinda). But anyway, I called off of work for like a week and I kept telling my boss it was an absessed tooth (cause that has happened to me already and it kept me out a week).

Well, I was actually in Florida on a spur of the moment road trip, and my co-workers were calling me saying that my boss was getting suspicious about my absence, so by the time I got back...my boss called me into the office and stupid guy here, just flat-out told her the truth. "I was in Florida interviewing for a job."

And to top it off...that same week, my boss had to install a new program in my computer, and I had a burned CD in the drive aptly titled, "It's Summer, Mother Fucker...and I'm a Giddy Idiot!"

LOL!

My boss had it laying out on my desk when I got back. Sooooo, anyway, I was let go toward the end of the week.

Well, it's not like I did anything to royally fuck the company...but I figured I'd chime in to teach everyone a lesson to always stick with your original lie, no matter how much of the truth you think they know.

:D
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