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I'm homosexual, but I don't feel like wearing a T-shirt publicly proclaiming such.
But I do have a couple of T-shirts and a few Baseball caps that I am careful where I go while wearing them:
Shirts: TEXAS, where farting is a competitive sport.
Eat Me (with a big bananna on the back)
Caps: No chingones con los Mexicanos
Pero Como Me Divierto--No Gano
I accidentally had the no chingones one on when I was about to be served dinner by a very religious Mexicano group--I got the hell out of there and changed fast.
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I awake--in my new coffin of native earth.
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