[massacre man]

Originally posted by The STE
I shouldn't be doing this, so I'm gunna

part of the screenplay:
Bertha: Me
Faye Dunaway: MM

BERTHA WALKS IN THE SHOWER ROOM AS FAYE DUNAWAY IS SHOWERING HER (SECRETLY HIS) GIANT MONSTER COCK

BERTHA: Hey, Faye Dunaway, that's some Giant Monster Cock you've got.

FAYE DUNAWAY: It's got veins the size of regular cocks.

BERTHA: Yes, I certainly do hate that USAHorrorfan fellow.

FAYE DUNAWAY: I think he needs to eat my Giant Monster Cock...with his ASS!

THEY BURST INTO HIDEOUS LAUGHTER. USAHORRORFAN WALKS IN

USAHORRORFAN: Hey guys, I just got finished giving a large Puerto Rican fellow an hour long Deep Throat blowjob.

BERTHA: Yes, we know. We paid that large Puerto Rican fellow to mouth fuck you for an hour.

FAYE DUNAWAY: Ya know, I invented Daylight Savings Time.

USAHORRORFAN: Really? WOW! That makes me hot for gay sex with you! But first, what was that movie that came out that one time with-MMMMMPH!!!! *he's cut off by FAYE DUNAWAY inserting his Giant Monster Cock into his (USAHORRORFAN) mouth*

BERTHA: Well, doesn't THIS have certain homoerotic overtones.

FAYE DUNAWAY: Doesn't it, though? They might talk about us two, we'd better switch to scatalogical humor and then kill USAHorrorfan.

BERTHA: With a retarded Hershey Bar?

FAYE DUNAWAY: Yes, with Almonds.

BERTHA: YES! *Orgasms on the spot*

CUT TO BERTHA AND FAYE DUNAWAY SPRAYING RUNNY SHIT OUT OF THEIR ASSES INTO USAHORRORFAN'S MOUTH

BERTHA: Eat it! EAT IT UNTIL YOU CHOKE!!! Hehe, that's from Misery, but instead of shoving a burnt manuscript into a fat lady's mouth, I'm shitting in this guy down here.

FAYE DUNAWAY: Good form, fellow Cheerleader. Got the Hershey Bar?

BERTHA: Yes. I'm so glad this is being filmed in Toronto...






but that's all you get, motherfucker!

i thought we were sharing the other part with the goat