[DraculaInDallas]

LMFAO!!!!!!!! That was funny ShankSie.....

I think I might be one of the 2.15 %. I think I'd fit in quite nicely over there in the UK for the following reasons......

1. I think I'm smart enough to spell donut er I mean doughnut.

2. I love English Football....Glory, Glory Man Utd......Arsenal sucks

3. Nothing better than thick wedge cut fries, er I mean chips. My favorite meal at a London type pub I used to eat at was bangers & mash.....excellent !!!

4. I liked Daphne's accent. Actually I thought she was quite good looking, I'd give her the old meat stick

5. I like a good Euro sportscar as much as the next guy but I don't think I'd give up my '72 Blazer or '69 Camaro SS. Just wouldn't drive them as much at $6 a gallon for gas, er I mean petrol.

6. Not to sure I could give up my guns though. Everyone here in Texasshire carrys a gun. No permits needed ;)

7. Don't think I could give up baseball although I wouldn't mind giving cricket a try with that funny flat bat. And since I'm a Yankee fan you can put as much sea salt as you want in those dumb ass Boston chowder heads tea!!!

8. Did I mention I'd like to give Daphne the high hard one?

9. As far as warm beer, hell beers beer. I'm sure Mr. Newb aka Budman would concur!!!!!!!! cold , warm, keep them coming!!!

10. Since JFK was killed here in my city of Dallasshire I have to say the Mafia was behind it :confused:

11. Did I tell you I'd love to bonk Daphne???????

12. I think we'll take Queen Elizabeth and you can have George W
It's a even swap, one Bush for another :D and you can change your national anthem to God save the "W"

13. I thought that British actor, Adrian Paul, played a pretty good Highlander.......not bad with a katana....

14. One last thing, did I mention I'd love to bang Daphne???? I'd love to here her scream in that "cock"ney accent

15. Well I have to go now. Need to get to my lawyers office before it closes so I can sue my therapist for having a lumpy couch....

16. Did I mention I'd love to fuck Daphne???????? :D

Thank you sir for your co-operation ;) :D