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Response from those who can read, but still dont get it (literate Rednecks)
1. The New American Dictionary has the words "Shit" and "Dick". hehe.....:) Like, You know?
2. Not using the "u" is more efficient. This is why we have turned everything into and acronym:
KFC
BK
TGIFridays
GWB
ICBINB (2 points to whoever guesses what this one is)
3. Autralian is the one with kanagroos, right? "G'day, roo. I'm from London, cheerio" (and you call us
ignorant.....)
And we know what a shire is. Thats where hobbits come from, right?
4. English people are bad. Unless they are a butler. Or a Nanny. But not a "Oh pear". they shake babies and
are worse than Tavington from "The Patriot".
5. We cant. it would have to be "Undefined Deity of whatever religion you happen to believe in, if you
happen to believe in a deity or deities, or a benevolent force... wait, where was i? Oh yeah, somebody save
queens."
6. Rugby? Is that like a Bumble Bee? I got stung by one once, it hurt. Keep your damn bees....
7. You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands, you damn dirty Englishman...:D
we need guns, the simpsins said so:
They are for self defense, killing delicious or dangerous animals, and keeping the king of England from
pushing us around.
8. Shutting down the 4th of July will take jobs from thousands of Fireworks manufacturers, emergency room
technicians, and nuisance case lawyers. You wanna destroy our economy?
9. Anyone who doesnt drive an SUV that uses 7 gallons per mile on the freeway is a commie pussy. there, i
said it.
10. "French" refers to the Julian cut of the potato. When they made their way over here, that was a common
reference. Plus, french people are just really snotty english people, right?
11. Whats a gram? Tea? Iced tea? That comes in bottles....
12. BUDWIESER RULES! WHOOOO! PBR Kicks Ass too!
13. We could always use our own reserves and lower the price... Just a suggestion...
14. I take offence to this statement. you will be hearing from my lawyer.
15. The government framed Oswald. It was the CIA. Oh yeah, and we left because of "taxation without representaiton".We already have the IRS to do that for us.
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