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here's how a few of them should go:
1) michael boulton - chokes to death on a hairball
2) Zamphir - picks up and attempts to play 3 sticks of dynamite by mistake.
3) Kenny G - accidently hits the 'brown note' and is beaten to death my embarrased foul smelling fans at a concert
4) Celine Dion bends over to pick up her mike and breaks in half
5) Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson, and Mariah Carey get into a massive catfight and topple over a cliff onto jagged rocks.
6) Phil Collins commits su-su-suicide-io when he finally realizes he is bald and unnatractive to women.
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