[Vodstok]

ok, you all know how these things go. one person starts the story, then someone els epicks it up, then the next and so on.

here we go


The snow was falling heavily. Mrs claus stared out the window. Somewhere, santa was out crawlign down chimmenys. It had been months since he had gone down her chimmeny.

Gabriel, a loyal elf, happened by. "Lady Claus, you seem sad. Is thereanything i can do to help." he shook his head, tossing his mulletted locks.

"Not unless you knwo how to sweep chimmenys, Gabe" she said, dejected.

gabriel undid his belt. "I can sweep chimmneys, ma'am. I can even give you some egg nog if you want." Gabe stared longingly at mrs claus. He had a fetish for large, older women.

Mrs claus gave him a coy look. "Have you been a good boy this year? You must have been. Thats a big candy cane you have there...."