[pythagoraz]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
I'd first stab directly down into the space between my intended victims neck and shoulder, and as they turn around, stab their face, legs and feet - taking chunks out as I go, as I'm stabbing them with a apple corer...then pretend to walk away.
As they're crying, cradling their many bleeding wounds,most likely getting a little faint from blood loss, I'd come back and land a single blow with a rubber mallet to the temple...multiple blows if neccesary.
Then I'd sit on the body eating some fries, before leaving, I'd stuff some of those fries into their mouth, pull their clothes open, and piss allover them...well??, if it was soemone I REALLY wanted to kill, fuck yeah I'd disrespect the corpse.

how cute... :p