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Claudette--again!
When I was moving from the farm to town it was a typical 100+ degree Texas afternoon.
I picked up Claudette and Tangerine--My Dobie--at the Vets office in my unairconditioned Toyota Pickup to drive them about 45 miles to the kennel where they were to stay for a few days until I got the yard fenced.
Both the windows were only lowered a few inches so the dogs wouldn't escape. A few hundred feet from the vet's office Claudette hopped in my lap, managed to get her head hung in the window--and took a CRAP!
Traffic was hell so I had to drive about 10 miles with dog shit in my lap--finally I could pull off and get rid of what I could. It wasn't exactly dry.
20 miles later, I realized I had dropped the heartworm pill from the vet where I dumped the doo.
Turned around, went back, picked up the meds and then drove to the kennel.
Then another 40 miles back so I could get cleaned up.
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I awake--in my new coffin of native earth.
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