[The STE]

Kill a Kitten by Steven Lynch

when the game of life makes you feel like quiting it helps a lot if you kill a kitten
mark my words cause from were im sitting you cant go wrong if you kill a kitten
theres no crime that you'll be commiting, i know the law you can kill a kitten
and if you need yarn for that scarf you're knitting you'll get pleanty if you kill a kitten
feed it turpintine
or break its spine
crush it with your shoe
as long as you
kill a kitten
if the one you love isn't quite as smitten, she'll like you more if you kill a kitten
and i quote the bible cause i swear its written "if ye loveths jesus ye must kill a kitten"
flush him down the can,
hit him with a pan,
throw him at a train,
make him snort cocaine,
drown him in a lake,
back a kitty cake,
sick some TNT,
up his cat booty,
do what you must do,
as long as you
kill a kitten
killing kittens isnt easy
if the thought makes you feel queazy
grab a pitch fork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead
kill a kitten
kill a kitten
kill a kitten
fluffy kitten
you gotta kill a kitten
kill a kitten
meow


EDIT: Fixed the horrible spelling