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Old 04-05-2005, 01:31 PM
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possibly the worst movie ever made...

A Dog Of Flanders.


here, lemme sum it up for you.


This kid is born, his mother dies birthing him, and then his father dies when he is a couple months old.

The kid grows up to about 10 years old. He lives with his grandfather.

He has a Terrier and is very good at drawing.

He meets this girl, and basically falls in love with her. (They are both only like 13 by this time)

The girl and him sneak out, and return the next morning.

He is banned from ever seeing the girl again.

The boy and his grandfather's house catch on fire, and burn some other houses surrounding it.

The grandfather had nothing to do with it, but yet he is blamed for it.

He gets put in jail for a few months.

a year later, his grandfather dies, and the kid is now handed over the meanest bastard in the town. The same guy who randomly blamed his grandfather for the fire.

The kid runs away and tries to live on the streets.
he is starving of hunger, and freezing cold on the snowy streets.

He finds one way that he could make money and maybe survive. He enters a picture that he drew of his Terrier in an art contest. The picture is VERY well done.

by this time you are saying to yourself "This is it, he will finally make a big breakthrough" but you are wrong.

He loses the contest to a shitty Kindergarten-style drawn picture. The picture was drawn by some rich fat kid with no talent.

The kid finally goes to a church with his dog, and asks that god should take his life.

he dies and his dog die together in the church.

at this time he wa about 15.

end of movie.


WTF IS THIS????????????????? the worst movie ever fucking made EVER!
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