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You're fighting a zobmie
This is a zobmie. He superficially resembles the zmobie, but is different in many subtle ways revealed only to the discerning eye. Two of which you don't possess.
You get the jump on him.
You hit for 4 damage. SPLAT! BOOF!
randy sucks some blood out of your opponent and injects it into you.
You gain 2 hit points.
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I feel like a balloon floating higher I’m touching a distant moon
I don’t think I’ll come down anytime soon
Ah my kitten I am so glad you’re the way you are
You’re my favorite living human by far
’cause you make this frightening world less bizarre
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