High Tension- Supposedly edited, but I don't care
Undead- Me like zombies
War of the Worlds- Fuck Tom Cruise
The Cave- Formulaic, I'll still see it
Dark Water- Looks creepy, Jennifer Connelly rocks
Domino- Fuckin' aye, comeback for Mickey Rourke
Skeleton Key- Voodoo is straight-up stupid.
The Corpse Bride- Johnny Depp + Tim Burton = good
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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