[ChEEbA]

...No need to reply...

1: It's kinds strange when you buy a pair of new pants, and like, they have the pocket "shape", and they even have the pocket interior, but like, the opening is completely sowed up...what the FUCK is with that???

2: Bacon, nice....crispy goodness....it's kinda fatty huh?
It's kinda VERY fatty, like, to a FUCKED UP point.
I urge any regular bacon eaters to get yourself one of those cheap microwave bacon cookers. I have one, and it keeps the bacon moist, yet nice and crispy as it should be too.
Above all...when you do this, have a look at the amount of fat that drains out from a SINGLE peice of bacon...seriously, out of half a peice of middle-cut bacon, at least a half tablespoon came out...and it's not as though you even miss it...properly microwaved bacon is just as good, if not better.
In the interest of your health, just give it a try, you'll see I'm right.

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- B.