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Come on, cancer EVERY time? What a dolt. At least mix it up a bit.
"I'm sorry Mrs. Smith, the skin sample has come back.... both of your legs are broken. We'll have to operate IMMEDIATELY!"
"Really? Both my legs?"
"Yes, I'm afraid so."
"But I walked in!!"
"Yes, it's amazing how you managed to get this far on adrenaline alone."
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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