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Extreme sport movies and murderous bloodbaths
So me and my friends were sittin' around drinking earlier tonight, when the preview for this "Supercross" movie came on. Basically its just that generic motocross tournament bullshit where hot tan models ride bikes, get the girl and say lines like "Think you can take ME?" as they pull off an itchy racing shirt... One of us said something along the lines of, "I wanna kill everyone involved in the making of Torque, Too Fast Too Furious, and all those other extreme sports movies." But we were all pissed about my current moving situation, so we got to talking.
What if you just went on a killing spree? Like, just taking out anybody, people you've never met, complete strangers. You'd NEVER get caught... I know this is a creepy idea and it sounds a little crazy, but how scary would that BE? The sense of power about being able to take someone's life that you've never met before, and you could literally do it any time you wanted? That would be a pretty addictive power... Of course, I'd start with whoever was involved in those damn extreme sports movies...
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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