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Originally posted by Talien
Introducing the Paranormal Response Unit (PRU) Top Ten Most Wanted Slashers. Got a horror movie but you can't quite pin down who the slasher is? Visit this handy guide to review the worst offenders. And maybe, just maybe, it might help you survive them.
http://michael.tresca.net/pru
The PRU's mission is a noble one. It entails protecting everyone from slashers; upholding federal criminal laws against repeat killers; providing leadership and law enforcement assistance to federal, state, local and international agencies in investigating paranormal attacks — and performing these responsibilities in a manner that is responsive to the needs of the public.
PRU: Putting the end to horror movie sequels everywhere. Do you have what it takes?
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Well if you expect to go "pro" and sell this shit, you should make it right. You spelled "Michael Myers" wrong in that thing, you horror fan, you.
And am I mistaken, or is that really supposed to protect us from...other seriel killers, like in real life? Good to know that if someone's chasing me with a grey wig on and a knife, I can look him up in your book and see he's an altar ego slasher like Bates before I'm chopped to bits. Thanks for this great invention!