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So for B.B. King's birthday, his wife decided to do something special. So she went to a tattoo artist and said, "I want a B on one buttcheek and a B on the other buttcheek." So the tattoo artist does it and she goes home and waits for her husband.
B.B. comes home and his wife says, "I have your present, wanna see it?"
B.B. agrees, and his wife stands up, pulls her pants down and bends over, showing the tattoo.
B.B. looks at it for a moment and says, "Hey, that's great... but who's BOB?"
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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