[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Why do fish smell funny?

So that you won't try to have sex with them.

Why is there a speed of light, but no speed of dark?

darkness is the absense of light. It would be like having non-miles per hour.

If a fly is a fly, is a fish a swim?

no, a fish is a fish.

Do willy warmers actually work?

I guess they would.

Why do Americans buld their houses out of wood, have they not heard of stone?

Because.

Do you ever get asked if you know why men have nipples?

I've heard the question.

Why do men have nipples?

no idea, to keep them from looking fucked up maybe.

Why is there a use buy date on sour cream?

Even sour cream goes bad.

Why do those bastards in fast food places Always put mayo on Every Damn thing?

They want you to get fat and depressed.

Who was the first person in the world, and where did they come from?

Forget his name....

And finally....
When we are young, we go to school to be taught about life, facts and figures about the world, truths about how to be an adult, to learn so called morals and to be a good citizen, and to maybe help to improve society in some way, then, for some reason, when it comes to God, we are told to forget rational thought, to ignore the lack of any scientific or historical facts, and to just have Faith that God not only exists, but is everywhere and is watching you, loves you, cares for you and wants only the best for you (as long as you are not gay).... I ask You, how can this be an act of an intelligent and rational species? [/B][/QUOTE]

I guess because the next group down throw shit at eachother all day so we're relatively rational and intelligent.