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Hey Biomech, do you know that guy who walks around the mall in front of the Barnes & Noble trying to sell fake leather wallets? He comes up to me and he's all, "Hey want a wallet?" and I'm all "What do you think?" Then he just stares at me, like I'm gonna tell him what the answer is so I just go all, "Yeah EXACTLY". He wasn't ready for that shit.
...God, I fuckin' hate that guy. Tell him I'm looking for him.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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