I'll just give you a random example of what i'm talking about.....
Post 1. I'm off to South Africa soon on holiday. etc etc.
Bulshit reply. Oh I love South Africa. I especially love the fact that the population is 44.8million and the birth rate is 33.58 births/1,000 population. But the most suprising this to me was that it covers 1,219,912 sq km. I haven't got this from a website.....honest.
Oh yeah.....by the way, here's my picture (insert a pic of Jonny Depp). This is me on a bad day. And here's the Mrs....(choose a good pic). etc etc.
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun) -Eddie Izzard.
“I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you’d be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.” - Gareth from The Office
“Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don’t know whether you’re in a trough until you’re climbing out, or on a peak until you’re coming down. And that’s it you know, you never know what’s round the corner. But it’s all good. ‘If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain.’ Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent
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