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Well I have to say what irritates me about Halloween is the specific times that they allow "Trick or Treating" especially if it is on a weeknight.
Oh you can trick or treat from 5pm to 630pm and then if you are out after that a fucking SWAT team swoops in grabs your bag of candy and stomps it in the street.
Then they tear off your costume and set it on fire. All the while they beat your parents into submission with blackjacks and billyclubs.
And dont try to run away, they sic the fucking dogs on you.
You know what I do??? Civil disobedience.
When the cops come and they mace my 4 and 6 year olds and slap the cuffs on them, I just like to remind them how free we truly are in this country.
Seriously I take my kids out until they are tired, or my hand gets tired from pounding on peoples doors demanding candy. If the PD dont like it than they can give me a citation, which never has happened, but I'll take it and really start some shit.
Most all this bullshit started because of the Tylenol scare in the mid eighties, not because of some religiouos zealots.
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