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Ok then....one for the ladies of HDC.
God was just about done creating man, but he had
two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite
decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He
thought He might just as well ask
them.He told them one of the things He had left was a
thing that would allow the owner to pee while
standing up.
"It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I
was wondering if either one of you had a preference
for it."
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh,
please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do
that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man
should have.
Please! Pleeease!Give it to me!
On and on and on he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really
wanted it so
badly, he could have it.So God gave Adam the thing
that allowed him to pee standing up.
Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all
over the place,first on the side of a rock, then he
wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see
if he could hit a stump ten feet away laughing with
delight all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God
said to Eve,
"Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last
thing I have left. It is really handy."
"What's it called?" asked Eve.
"Brains," said God.
:D have a nice humpday
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