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Originally posted by bloodrayne
We shouldn't really laugh at Sam...
I mean, consider the negative aspects of having this thing...
1) Having to drag around all that extra weight
2) Having to buy customized pants
3) Being forced to have sex from another room than the one the girl is in
4) Having to show security people (at airports, borders, etcetera) that he is NOT smuggling a rocket launcher...or a boa constrictor
5) Being eyed suspiciously by grocery store workers who may think that he is trying to shoplift sausages
6) It often seems to have a mind of it's own...Don't you think that maybe sometimes Sam could be afraid to go to sleep...He HAS voiced concerns that it will one day strangle him
7) The risk of tripping and breaking his neck
8) The simple act of jumping up and down could cause serious injury
9) Lawsuits from people who claim that he has poked their eye out at porn theaters
10) Masterbation would be a BITCH
And it has been rumored that it may have kleptomaniacal tendencies....Ever seen how an elephant picks up a peanut with its trunk?...Ya gotta think about that one a little bit
I'm sure there are more...One can only imagine ALL of the hardships that he faces because of this...
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LMAO It should be a documentary.