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Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
I've always wanted a pet monkey. My mom knew somebody who had a pet monkey and it used to pull people's hair when they'd come to their house. :p I want one that I can train it to pull certain people's hair...or do other mean things to people I don't like. I could have Ella from Monkey Shines. :p
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I want my monkey to attack eveyone, no prejudices. I just want a really bitter, sullen monkey... maybe I could give him candy cigarrettes and a trench coat so he can look like a private eye... that would look sweet once he starts throwing his shit.