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The horror of flying.
So the car manufacturer I work for picked the top 5% technicians to go to Korea for a contest.
Myself and another guy I work with are in the top 5%.
Now my problem. I fear nothing but flying and going into the ocean, SHARKS, so now I am going to be in a plane flying over the Pacific. How much worse could it possibly get.
So should I overcome the fear that I will probably be killed in a plane crash or survive the crash into the ocean only to become "chum" to Jaws' cousin?
Worst case scenario I end up on some fukin' island like that show "Lost" and have to spend the rest of my life eating coconuts, sushi, and running from "the others". I guess the island will need a "Locke" kind of guy for hunting and fishing type stuff but with my luck I will be stuck with a bunch of fukin Koreans who speak no english.
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory.
3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead.
I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet.
I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed.
The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.
Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead.
Forgive your enemies......after they are slain.
The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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