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See, the shitty thing about being in Iowa is that no one's ever gonna come to you. There's not really any way of coaxing someone into hanging out in Iowa.
"Come on, man. It'll be fun. We can drink... and like, see how far we can stare and shit."
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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