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Having just finished a horrid chinese take-out (I swear I saw a leash mark on the 'beef') I am soon to open my fortune cookie

I have opened this thread to allow people to predict what my fortune will be. I will reveal all at exactly 8:00pm Eastern Standard Time.

The winner will receive the fortune and the celophane wrapper - mailed to them with an autographed picture of everyone's favorite numeral - me!