[Haunted]

Eschatology rulz!

I've read Revelations so many times... Objectively, it'd make a really good movie, but not one I'd go see. You Abrahamic types can have your bottomless pit, your demons, and your megalomaniac type deity person. However, as a Witch, I'll be sitting with the Goddess, drinking a cosmopolitan or maybe doing tequila shots, laughing at all of you "cork-smokers" for taking your selves that seriously.

Being objective doesn't mean that I have to agree with you. I live in the Bible belt, man, and I've read and heard this mumbo jumbo all before. It still sounds like someone wrote down a bad LCD trip to me.


Oh yeah, as Rayne quoted: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. -The Eagles, Hotel California. This place is a godamn vortex of insanity, and I just can't stay away. Maybe I'm just a pussy. I don't know.

Speaking of California... I love that little end of the world cartoon. The first time I saw it, like a couple of years ago, I couldn't stop saying, "But I am le tired."


Hell yeah, Zero. Hell yeah. Do you remember the moment that you realized you knew the lyrics?

Oh, I forgot to tell how I think the world will end...

I actually don't know. I honestly don't care, because it's inevitable. I don't think that it will end just with us humans. We've got another massextinction going on or about to start. We're going to be kicked out of the Darwinian chain sooner or later. Then some other species will rise to the top, cycle cycle, process process. The core of the planet will freeze, the sun will flicker out like a cheap lightbulb, some sexy hot dude will summon a meteor from space (which is fine provided that I get to have "biblical relations" with him first). We'll be nailed by some other type of asteroid, or we'll blow ourselves to hell in the name of god and world peace. It's a big toss up. Unfortunately for most of you, I doubt that zombies will be factored in the equation, but I might be wrong.