[cheebacheeba]

I got one...and yeah, it made just about everyone laugh but me, so I hope you all get the same enjoyment.
At college, I was on a break...now, I study in full uniform as per the college legislation here in Australia.., so, I had my apron off, and my "skull cap" (like a chefs hat, without the top) in my hand, and I needed to take a piss...so....I went into the bathroom, and put my apron and cap above the toilet, yknow, like where the button is? I wouldn't do this in any old bathroom, ours are kept remarkably clean...although it seems like they also keep the ceramic almost polished, for, about 5 seconds into my piss, the cap fell down, and into the toilet, and yes, I pissed on it.
So...I grabbed it with a toilet brush as soon as I could cut the flow, chucked it in the bathroom sink, ran soap and hot water into it for about 5 minutes.
I didn't put it on again, I got one of those disposeable paper hats (which are actually a lot cooler and more comfortable), for the rest of the day....the piss hat is currently being washed, and will be again...and even then, I don't know if I'm ever gonna want to wear it again.

- B