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Which one of you stoned mother-fuckers put shaving gel on your friend's ass? Fuck, that's something that girls do at slumber parties. What else, putting boxers in the freezer? Writing, "I'm teh dummy," on the forehead of the loser that falls asleep first?
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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