[The Flayed One]

for making my life a little better. For you see, even though I hardly know you, your custom member title has inspired me.


I'm a member of a bowling league in the mid-west, mostly populated by Larry the Cable Guy type hicks. The other night, I was bowling drunk of my ass and got 3 strikes in a row. As soon as the last pen was felled on the third, I turned around, flexed and screamed 'Arrrrr! Death by sexy!' at them. The look on their faces was one of the damned funniest things I've ever seen in my life.

-Flayed