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Originally posted by The STE
I imagine they'd both be a pain in the ass to drive. But think about this;
They both probably have around the same room in the back, but would you REALLY want to fuck somewhere that who knows how many corpses have been? Yeah, yeah, "lol corpses I love horror" et cetera, but realistically, it's pretty gross.
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No...No...No fucking...I need something big enough to haul the whole family around in...I had a full-sized station wagon that seated 9...The transmission went out...So, we can take 5 people in the car and 3 in the truck, which adds up to only 8 with TWO vehicles...That's lame...
An SUV or a Minivan holds 6-7 and uses a shitload of gas...BUT...A hearse or a limo can hold 9+, and uses the same amount of gas, and is just as easy/difficult to drive as a station wagon (which I cannot find around here to save my soul:mad: )...
Seems to me this would be the perfect alternative...And the rollout in the back of the hearse can hold a futon perfectly (Myke confirmed this), so that watching movies at the drive-in, with the rollout pulled outside at the back of the car, would kick ass!
He also told me it's great for traveling and camping...You can sleep right in the back:)
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