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The Da Vinci Code
I my Goooooood was that movie boring.
There were five or six high school kids walking behind us, and they couldn't stop gushing about how much they loved the movie.
"Oh man, that movie was so great! It was just like the book, and I looooved the book. It's so non-stop action, and so was the movie! For realz! Oh my gawd!"
I just wanted to turn around and tell them that the book was overblown dribble and the movie was long-winded boredom.
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DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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