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Old 06-29-2006, 04:38 AM
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Ah, now Austin, there is "due process." However, it should go something like this...

Balif: All rise for the honorable Judge Heather...

Heather: This is the Country vs. Shithead. Shithead how do you plead?

Shithead: Not guilt

Heather: Not guilty? We fuckin' caught you. Is there anyone here that believes this asshole isn't guilty? All of those who believe he is guilty say "Aye"

Court room: (everyone) Aye!

Heather: Okay, Shithead, here's what we're going to do. Since our govt., feels that it's okay to overlook the Constitution, that's what we're going to do today. You know that amendmand against "cruel and unusual punishment?"

Shithead: Yeah.

Heather: Fuck it.
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