Yeah, one of my exes went up to Oregon and was camping, with a lot of beer. It got dark, him and his friends got drunk, and they hit the beach at about midnight to go swimming. The next day, they happened to notice signs all over the beach saying "NO SWIMMING GREAT WHITE AREA". Either they were lucky, or Great Whites don't like the smell of drunk dumbass.
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I'll kill you and your dreams tonight
Begin new life
Bleed your death upon me
Let your bloodline feed my youth
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Ssshhh....did you hear that?
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