|
I wanted to bounce up and down (not sexually but as in trampoline style) on the fat guy. I had to stop when the music started too.
This is a story... A story about a guy.... About a guy and his fat-ass lazy roommate, two midgets, and bad music...
How could you let someone live with you when they haven't had a job in five years, eat all your food, and probably your girlfriend... unless of course that friend is like Edd from Shaun of the Dead, because he was really funny and liked video games a whole lot.
__________________
By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
|