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Originally posted by The Flayed One
Is this the secret? Can I combat these bite sized horrors by talking like the manliest of men, Popeye?
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Hey!...I know how to make them stop eating them.....Just tell them that they're REALLY fattening, and that there's something in them that makes their thighs and asses HUGE, while making their tits flat..lol...I'm pretty sure that isn't true (except, I don't know about the 'fattening' part)...But, I DO know that 'typical' chicks are afraid of anything 'fattening'...lol
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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