For all three....
Official Forum Flame
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Dear:
[x] Clueless Newbie(s)
[ ] Loser(s)
[x] Spammer(s)
[ ] 12 year old(s)
[ ] Pervert(s)
[ ] Nerd(s)
[x] l337 d00d/"vet"(s)
[ ] Other: illegal immigrant(s)
You Are All Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
[ ] You whine like a bitch.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[x] You posted something for personal gain.
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[x] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You double posted.
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] You posted a X > Y thread. LAME.
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[x] Be my love slave
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of an intersection
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a life
[x] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[x] Bend Over™
[ ] I think your IQ must be 6
[x] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online™
[ ] All of the above
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