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Old 07-13-2006, 02:15 PM
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Originally posted by Haunted
Do you date Witches?
Wanna go out?

:)

Seriously... That is one of the best stories that I have read in a long time. It takes a lot of guts and a lot of nerves to keep people from fucking you over no matter what they do.

She cheated on you. You said, "Nice life." You actually gave her a second chance. She lied again. When this dude turned out to be a real piece of shit, you actually had the balls to say that it was no longer your responsibility to deal with her life, because she "never loved you."

Very few people have that kind of power. I applaud you. In truth, you may have done her more of a favor than kissing her ass.

You should do siminars or something.

I'm still looking for my own personal Gomez Adams... that type of man would be perfect for me: devoted, eccentric, accepting and adoring of the facting that I'm not only a Witch but a little...nutters, supportive, and into kinky and dark sex.
Devoted? Check.

Eccentric? Double check.

Accepting and adoring about being a witch and slightly nutters? I can work with the witchiness (its a word now) and I like peanuts and cashews, so sure. Check.

Supportive? Check?

Into kinky and dark sex?

OK, now you're just teasing me... :p

Heh, but seriously...Thanks for the compliment. I seriously do not get off on being cold and perhaps slightly callous, but I hate getting fucked over, especially because I treated someone with love and respect.

A seminar, eh? I can see me pacing the stage ala Tony Robinson...

"Friends! You are special! Tell me, when you looked in the mirror this morning, did you see 'fuck me over, please!' on your forehead? When you put on your pants or your skirt or whatever, did you see 'Welcome' on your ass like a doormat?

Of course not! You are special! You matter! You don't have to take the crap they keep handing out! I can help you!!!

Now, if you'll look to the back, you'll see my display table for the books, tapes, cds and dvds you'll need for me to help you...Cash and plastic, checks only with 2 pieces of ID, please..." HA! :D

Oh, and as a foot note to my earlier post, a mutal friend of my ex and I called today. After I told her how funny it was she would call agter I just started thinking about my ex afyer so long, she told me how my ex was doing, but it wasn't pretty. It would seem that she went back to the guy, and more fights ensued, which led to more hospital visits. She refused to press charges or even call the police...Others had to do it. Her nose has been broken multiple times, and she's had her jaw wired after a particularly bad beating. The really sad part is that after all the injuries, she's gotten hooked on painkillers pretty badly.

So tell me...Am I insane that even after what she did to me, I not only feel sorry for her, but wonder if I could've prevented it?
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